時尚高潮食記 & YT影片 – 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 / Bird Wowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui Review & Vlog

時尚高潮食記 & YT影片 – 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 / Bird Wowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui Review & Vlog

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  • 先看時尚高潮鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館食記影片 / Watch our Youtube Food Vlog First:


    景美叢林搬到淡水海邊的殘編,得知新家附近也有一家咱時尚高潮VIP聚餐的「美麗新廣場百貨公司」興奮不已,於是就去參觀,看是否以後辦餐會不用再大老遠奔波。美麗新廣場「淡海館」跟大直館的截然不同,1樓全身小朋友的遊樂設施,甚至還有小朋友的「兒童超跑」可以租借,讓殘編的輪椅瞬間整個遜掉,超自卑。

 

時尚高潮食記影片 - 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 - Bird Wowowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui Youtube vlog & review
美麗新廣場淡海館「兒童超跑出租」 / Mira New Square Tamsui “children’s sports car rental”

English version / 英文版:
Moving from Jingmei Jungle Tamsui Riverside is such a pleasure, imagine the joy I feel when discovering a Mira New Square, a shopping mall where we host our Fashion Ecstasy VIP dinner events just around the corner. Does this mean no more long travels to host our events? Apparently, the Mira New square “in Tamsui is a different location from the one in Dazhi, where we host our events. But hey, better than the jungle with nothing. The first floor is a children’s paradise with a full level of children’s indoor amusement park. We visit on the first day of CNY. In Chinese culture, new clothes are worn throughout Chinese New Year for a brand-new start. Since we’re shopping, that means lots of walking, which can be too much for me and definitely slow others down. Urghh! Luckily, Mira New Square has wheelchair rental service. At least I won’t be a burden for limping too slow. I hop on the wheelchair with relief and much confidence, but the children’s sportscar rental booth completely ruins my self-esteem.

  • 誰要拜金的新衣?今年過年,我只要吃! / Who Needs New Clothing and All That Materialistic Shyt? All I Want for CNY is Food!

原是春節初一造訪,看能不能應景買件新衣,才發現生命已早在中風畫上3年休止符的我,早已口袋空空,若殊不知原本約來一起購物的朋友,不約一致的頭腦也只想著吃,於是咱們就直接殺去樓上的餐廳區。果然還是美食勝於一切!
咱繞一圈後覺得煞到鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳,於是就挑了那家。今年雖然沒新衣穿,但沒朋友的殘編意外的揪到了人陪我吃初一團圓飯,心理還是偷偷暗爽著。(噓~)。

廁所要出餐廳轉個彎,並不在餐廳內,但也不遠。

時尚高潮食記影片 - 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 / Bird Wowowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui Youtube vlog & review
時尚高潮食記影片 – 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 / Bird Wowowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui

English version / 英文版:

The purpose of this trip is to shop till we drop, but I forget my life has been on hiatus since I literally “dropped” from my hemorrhagic stroke 3 years ago. I have no budget. But I can see through my friends’ eyes that we’re all thinking of the same thing: “screw shopping! FOOD!

We spend about 5 minutes circling around the shopping area then head directly to the restaurants located on the 2nd floor.

There are quite a few options on the 2md floor, but Bird Wowo Restaurant is the one that catches our eyes.

Although this CNY is bound to be spent hobo-style. But at least I tricked some shopaholics into dining with me (shhh). Nobody dines alone during CNY 🙁
The washroom is located outside the restaurant just around the corner.

  • 鳥窩窩私房菜菜單 / Bird Wowo Restaurant Menu:

除了單點的桌菜菜單選擇從二人套餐到六人套餐都有,適合朋友聚餐,每種都有包含餐廳主廚所推薦的的明星料理,所以第一次造訪的人不用費太多心思決定要點什麼。

English version / 英文版:
Aside from ala carte dishes, menu choices range from 2-person to 6-person set menus. Perfect for friends and family gatherings. All set menus include the restaurant’s signature dishes, so first-time visitors don’t need to spend too much time deciding what to order.

  • 除了大盤的桌菜外,也有港式飲茶、台式魯味、炸物等點心可以享用。
鳥窩窩私房菜菜單 / Bird Wowo Restaurant Menu
時尚高潮食記影片 – 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館菜單 / Bird Wowowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui menu

English version / 英文版:
In addition to Chinese-style dishes for sharing, Hong Kong-style dim sum, braised, and deep-fried snacks are also available on the menu.

鳥窩窩「經點美味3人套餐」($1488)/ Bird Wowo 3-Person Set Menu:

時尚高潮食記YT影片 - 鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳美麗新廣場淡海館 - Bird Wowowo Restaurant Mira New Square Tamsui vlog & review
鳥窩窩「經點美味3人套餐」($1488)/ Bird Wowo 3-Person Set Menu ($1488NT):

咱們3人聚餐所以就點菜單上的「經點美味3人套餐」($1488),竟然吃到4道美味度主打菜、3杯飲料跟白飯無限享用。
當中包含以下菜色:

English version / 英文版:
We are a group of 3, so we order the “Classic set menu for 3” ($ 1488), which includes 4 scrumptious main dishes, 3 drinks, and all-you-can-eat rice.
These are the dishes included in the menu:

  • 「爽口薄片涼衣」(單點價:$290)/ “thin Pork & cucumber slices (a la carte price: $ 290nt)”:
「爽口薄片涼衣」(單點價:$290)/ “thin Pork & cucumber slices (a la carte price: $ 290nt)”
「爽口薄片涼衣」(單點價:$290)/ “thin Pork & cucumber slices (a la carte price: $ 290nt)”

帶上皇冠的「爽口薄片涼衣」正是視覺系(因為沒腦)的殘編看到就吵著要點的好拍打卡的一道菜。主廚將豬肉跟小黃瓜削至約火鍋肉片ㄧ樣的薄片,交叉晾在木架上,這麼美的擺盤,上桌當然是先拍個它2、3百張,餵飽辛苦的手機。

English version / 英文版:
This photogenic & refreshing dish is crowned with the chef’s recommendation. I’m a visual person ( since I have no brains), so I called dibs the second I saw it on the menu. The chef cuts the pork and cucumbers into  slices of about as  thin as hot pot meat slices, and cross-hangs them on a wooden stand. With such a beautiful presentation, phone eats 300 photos first.

  • 曬在木架上的豬肉片如其名ㄧ樣,吃起來像酸菜白肉鍋中的白肉ㄧ樣五負

擔,毫無負擔,再搭配上去清爽的小黃瓜,這道擺盤華麗的,口味清爽開胃,木盤上附有一盤蒜泥辣椒醬油,沾著吃就是一道名副其實的「蒜泥白肉」了!這麼巧妙的小創意變化能將這道名菜變身為這麼好拍打卡的創意料理,殘編真是爆頭了(「blow my mind」)

English version / 英文版:
Just like the dish’s name promises, these pork slices are absolutely refreshing, appetizing, and have no burden at all. The super instagrammmable wooden stand has a plate of garlic and chili soy sauce. Dipping the pork belly into the sauce, and you get the famous Chinese dish “sliced pork belly with garlic sauce.” Creating a whole new presentation and sensory for this classic dish with a bit of creativity really blows my mind.

  • 「泰式檸檬鱸魚(單點價: $480) / “Thai-style whole fish”( À la cart price:$480nt):
「泰式檸檬鱸魚(單點價: $480) / “Thai-style whole fish”
「泰式檸檬鱸魚(單點價: $480) / “Thai-style whole fish”( À la cart price:$480nt)

這道是「泰式檸檬鱸魚」/「油林泉鱸魚」 2選1(單點價: $480)。既然菜單上的「泰式檸檬魚」也是頂著皇冠,我們就恭敬不如從命囉!
「泰式檸檬魚」是用整隻鱸魚料理,口味可以選擇單純清蒸或以「泰式檸檬口味」料理,另有「清蒸蒜香多利魚」可選。咱3人都沒有吃過「多利魚」,服務生說是口感類似鱈魚的無刺魚。在一番認真討論是否就是動畫電影「海底總動員2」跟我一樣腦殘3秒記憶的失智「多利」魚與經過了一番無異議的興奮和尖叫後,想到那種於不是已經成為保育類動物了嗎?所以就還是乖乖地點了沒有業障、用鱸魚煮的「泰式檸檬魚」。

English version / 英文版:

This is one of the 2 options: “Thai-style fish” or “Linquan fish” ( À la cart price:$480nt):
Since the “Thai-style fish” on the menu is the one that earns a crown, there’s no debate needed.
Fish can be steamed or prepared Thai-style with lemon. Another fish option of the day is “Steamed John Dory Fish.” When introducing this one in Chinese, our server simply said, “Dory fish,” describing it being boneless and having a similar taste of a cod. Since none of us has heard of “Dory fish,” we go through a 10-minute pointless screaming and shouting out of excitement, thinking it is the “Dory” from “Finding Nemo 2/ Finding Dory“. But we also recall according to some news (most likely hoax if the source comes from Taiwan) that John Dory fish has been listed as conservation species, so to clear our conscience, we opt for the non-controversial “Thai Lemon Fish,” which is prepared with sea bass.

  • 驢魚跟醬油清蒸過後整隻上桌,魚條上蔥絲鋪的毫不吝嗇的多、再加上薑

絲及少許辣椒,盤下瓷爐用熱火燃燒,不怕吃到魚冷掉。食用時魚肉跟魚刺也容易分離,除了脊椎的那一條,就沒有隱藏版的驚嚇小魚刺,不怕噎死。

English version / 英文版:
Our fish is steamed with soy sauce and served whole topped with an abundance of scallion and ginger slices and a little chili. The fish meat falls off the bone easily, and there are no tiny fishbone surprises that can potentially choke you to death.Because that’ll suck after 3-years of physiotherapy & not giving up.

  • 「蝦醬空心菜」/ 「辣炒手撕包菜」(單點價: $200)二選一 / “Veggie with shrimp paste/ spicy cabbage (À la cart price: $200nt)

 

  • 「沙嗲肥牛(或鮮蝦)粉絲煲 (單點價:$320) / 「四季抄中卷(單點價: $360)」/ “Satay pork” or “shrimp” vermicelli pot (À la cart price: $360):

 

我們點的「鮮蝦粉絲煲」中的鮮蝦都以從背後切開,一ㄧ將腸泥俐落處理乾淨,真是廚師勞心、咱吃的安心,粉絲上桌時稍為黏在一起、「勾勾」的,但將黏起來後的粉絲再撕開分離的聲音有很ASMR(自發性知覺高潮反應」)的療癒快感 (上面食記影片看到底)。

English version / 英文版:
Each shrimp in our “Shrimp Vermicelli Pot” is cleanly deveined, we appreciate the chef’s hard work and the peace of mind it gives us during this Coronavirus dining paranoia. Vermicelli are slightly stuck together when served but gives you that ASMR satisfying sound (watch the video above to the end!)

when you tear them apart. Woosah!

  • 「經典海南雞」($380)/ “Classic Hainanese Chicken” ($380nt)

除了套餐以外,我們還加點了「經典海南雞」( $380)。
殘邊走過對岸大江南北,但這個「經典海南雞」卻是的殘編看過也吃過最「屌」的「大雞雞」,份量超大,雞肉上鋪滿滿滿不吝嗇的蔥花,多到每夾ㄧ塊雞就掉一大坨回盤子(咦?怎麼又有了不明的療癒快感?),旁邊配上幾片酸酸甜甜的淹小黃瓜,美味度更上ㄧ層樓。海南雞的雞皮的比例跟肉一樣有份量,點海南雞當然就是要吃雞皮的!這個雞皮雖然厚,吃起來卻只能用「超Q彈」形容,完全沒有油膩感和負擔,連超怕油膩的殘編跟麻豆身材的友人都讚不絕口、不顧形象的開搶(因為身位愛美的美眉們都知道這是一整盤的膠質,不但能豐胸,還能美肌的美容聖品)。盤中附上泰式酸辣醬,可以沾著食用。

English version / 英文版:
In addition to the set menu, we also added a famed Chinese dish, “Classic Hainanese Chicken” ($380nt) to our order.
I’ve traveled across Mainland China, but this “classic Hainanese chicken” has the “baddest ass.” The portion is large, and the chicken is covered with full of green onions that whenever we take a piece, a chunk of them drops back into the plate. Satisfying as well! The pickled cucumber slices add flavors to this already delicious dish. The chicken’s skin is no jokes either; the thickness is almost half as thick as the chicken meat slices. We all know Hainanese chicken is all about the skin! The chicken skin is thick, but without the greasy burden, the texture is bouncy, and the taste refreshing. Once the dish is served, it is a war between the model-sized girlfriend and me (because we girls all secretly know this is a plate full of beautifying collagen, which not only makes our boobs bigger, also our skin flawless). The dish is served with Thai chutney for more flavors.

  • 套餐飲品 / Drinks with Set Menu:

套餐附的3杯飲品可以從「古早味咖啡紅茶( 冷/熱)」、「窩窩烏梅汁」以及冬季限定的「黑糖薑母茶」選擇。
同行的美女瘦瘦高高,於是幾點這樣深不棄的「黑糖薑母茶」,因為「越補越沒出息」而早就放棄「補」人生的殘編則是點簡單的冰紅茶。

English version / 英文版:
3 drinks are included in the 3-person set menu. Options include “Traditional Coffee flavored Black Tea (Cold / Hot),” “Wowo’s Plum Juice,” and the winter-limited “Black Sugar Ginger Tea,” which is said to be able to boost our immune system and is especially helpful for women in Chinese medicine.
The model beside me naturally opts for the “brown sugar ginger tea,” whereas I who gave up on Chinese medicine decades ago go for the simple cold black tea.

殘編時尚高潮鳥窩窩私房菜總評價 /Fashion Ecstasy Bird Wowo Restaurant Review in a Nutshell:

在舒適的美麗新廣場淡海館購物百貨裡的鳥窩窩私房菜餐廳創造出一系列的複合式亞洲菜單,從單點到2-6人套餐桌菜都幫饕客配的好好的,點餐不但完全沒有困擾,口味也多元化,連討厭吃亞洲餐的殘編都愛上。多人特餐也能迅速上菜速度快,讓一起前來聚餐的朋友們可以ㄧ次拍到人員齊、菜也齊的滿漢全席團體照。

English version / 英文版:
,, first-timers no longer have indecisive problems. Even I who hate Asian food fall in love with it the first rime . Meals are served quickly so that all members and a full table of Instagrammable food can be taken in one perfect shot. Don’t leave out anybody during CNY, that’s mean.

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