How to stay home and still live life to the fullest no matter what your interests and hobbies are – A COVID-19 #StayHome hack for all / 時尚高潮「如何在家防疫依然活得精彩懶人包」不論你的興趣是什麼, 殘編幫你準備新型冠狀病毒在家防疫的超級攻略

How to stay home and still live life to the fullest no matter what your interests and hobbies are – A COVID-19 #StayHome hack for all / 時尚高潮「如何在家防疫依然活得精彩懶人包」不論你的興趣是什麼,
殘編幫你準備新型冠狀病毒在家防疫的超級攻略

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How to stay home and still live life to the fullest no matter what your interests and hobbies are - A COVID-19 #StayHome hack for all / 時尚高潮「如何在家防疫依然活得精彩懶人包」不論你的興趣是什麼, 殘編幫你準備新型冠狀病毒在家防疫的超級攻略
How to stay home and still live life to the fullest no matter what your interests and hobbies are – A COVID-19 #StayHome hack for all / 時尚高潮「如何在家防疫依然活得精彩懶人包」不論你的興趣是什麼, 殘編幫你準備新型冠狀病毒在家防疫的超級攻略
  • 影ㄆWatch our Youtube video first / 先看時尚高潮YT影片:

  1. For The travel Junkies / 旅遊控:

if you have more stamps on your passport than I do, which is 45 (countries) and counting, then you are a travel junkie. Staying put for true travelers is like caging a bird. You have wings, yet you can’t fly. Don’t worry, I gotcha.
Chinese version / 中文版:
如果您護照上的印章比我多(45個國家),那您也是個名副其實的旅遊控
旅遊控們待在家就像被關在籠子的鳥一樣,有翅膀卻不能飛。
不要怕,有殘編罩給大家一個解決方案。
在家只要動動手指上谷歌地圖把你想去的目的地、奢華度假村地或五星級飯店 ,就可以踏上一趟美麗的虛擬旅程,讓您在家也能完成環遊世界的夢想。

Just search on Google map your desired destination, luxury resort or five-star hotel, drag and drop the little man at the bottom right corner, and it’ll take you on a virtual trip and scratch that travel itch out of you.

  • 2. 腳踏車控者 / For the cyclists :

Cyclists have grown rapidly over the past few years. Taiwan has also gained recognition in the tourism industry by being one of the top places to cycle. However, At this point, I’m pretty sure either your condominium/ apartment building owns a stationary bike, or you have one at home like me. Mine is for post-stroke physiotherapy reasons. So, instead of heading to the public gym, just head down to your building’s gym and cycle the shyt out of yourself (and I mean literally, because it does help with digestion). Don’t forget to disinfect the equipment before and after you use it. Leaving a safe and clean environment for both yourself and others.

Chinese version / 中文版:
近幾年,愛騎腳踏車的人急速增長,這全球的新趨勢也讓咱台灣觀光業知名度成長不少。台灣騎車環島上還能稱得上是「寶島」。
但這年頭不管是在住家大廈或自家中,大家應該至少都有一台市內腳踏車。殘編是因為復健所以自家客廳就有一台。
愛騎單車的人疫情間去公共健身房不如到自家樓下的健身房騎它個痛快、屎都拉出來。這可沒在開玩笑,運動總是有助消化。使用設施前後都記得要消毒一下,給自己和他人留下一個安全、清潔的環境。

  • 3. 籃球愛好者 / For the B-Ballers:

Basketball requires a lot of physical contact. Since my brother is pretty much a basketball legend, growing up, I’ve seen him get into fights with my parents daily just for playing basketball, so I know how hard it is for basketball players to just stay at home and not play ball.
but during this pandemic, why not focus on them basketball tricks, crossovers, knee dribble and maybe combine them with a bit of gymnastic, by the time this madness is over, who knows, perhaps you’ll develop skills like Michael Jordan and become the future star on the basketball court. If you don’t have a basketball at home, which is unlikely, just find any ball-shaped object that bounces and use a little imagination. I am an idiot at sports, but even I can shoot a three-pointer with garbage into my garbage can now.
Speaking of basketball, since we’re in this depressing time, let me share with you a joke I’ve heard recently to lighten up your mood:
Apparently when God was answering all his prayers to end “COVID,” he misheard “COVID” as “Kobe,” and there goes our basketball legend. RIP

Chinese version / 中文版:
籃球會有很多肢體上的接觸,但因殘哥是籃球健將,從小看他為了打籃球跟殘爸幾乎每天吵假,殘編也能深深體會要籃球控待在家裡不打球有多痛苦。
防疫期間,就在家裡運運就勉強在家裡運運球,練練花招,如果家裡沒有籃球就找任何會彈的球形物體將就一下吧!殘編是運動白痴,但看影片中連我這個運動白痴都射的出三分球了。搞不好疫情過後,你會練出喬丹般的技能,成為全球場上的焦點喔!
在這低潮時期,既然講到籃球,就讓殘編來說個應景的笑話讓大家會心一笑吧!
據說老天爺在回應所有的「讓COVID(新型冠狀肺炎)結束」得祈禱時,
把「COVID」聽成「KOBE」(應穩者兩個字音很相似),於是籃球界的傳奇人物就這麼再見了。

  • 4. 登山健走族 / For the hikers…

For the hikers, if you watch our the previous video on our Youtube channel titled ” 3 Things I learned during COVID-19 #StayHome Time,” you will see as a stroke survivor, even I learned I could climb 10 flights up to my apartment with disabilities, so what’s your excuse?
Maybe now is the time to climb up to that 25th or 30th floor and see which snob lives in your building’s penthouse. Maybe bring a pack of toilet paper as a greeting gift, I’m sure you’ll be welcomed and get along fast. Make a new friend who also lives in the same building. There’s a Chinese proverb saying “a distant relative may not be as helpful as a close neighbor.” So when that new friend helps you put your condo out of fire or supplies you with a dash of salt your short on, you’re welcome.

Chinese version / 中文版:

登山健走族們,如果您看了時尚高潮之前YT頻道PO的
「3件殘編在新型冠狀病毒居家隔離學到的事」的YT影片,連我中風病人都能爬10層樓了,你們這些好手好腳的人,不如趁{這>著}時機爬到25樓、30樓,去
見那住你們大樓頂樓的臭屁鬼吧(國外大廈頂樓都是比較有錢的人在住的)。造訪時不妨順便帶一打衛生紙當見面禮(現在衛生紙比金貴啊),相信你們會一拍即合,又多交一個朋友,認識一位鄰居,畢竟遠親不如近鄰嘛!不客氣。

That’s about it for today. There’s absolutely no excuse for you to not stay at home. If I missed any hobbies of yours that require you do go out to the public, leave a comment below or send us a message through our Facebook fan page. I might not be the brightest, but I have my ways to cheat through pretty much anything. So whatever is stopping you from #StayHome, let us know and we’ll work it out together, let’s take on the #AloneTogether spirit.
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Chinese version / 中文版:
今天先寫到這裡,「無法不出門」的理由都是藉口。大家有什麼興趣無法在家做的,儘管留言貨FB臉書私訊我們。殘編雖然腦殘但是鬼點子多,貨是你比我更多點子也歡迎投稿至:
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