So What if Men Have “Pee-nises”? My Black One at Home Beats You All – Lelo Soraya 2 Vibrator Unboxing & Review (Video Included) / 男人有老二有屁用?LELO黑棒更「潮」- LELO Soraya 2 情趣按摩棒開箱體驗文(含影片)

Watch our Youtube Unboxing video first / 先看時尚高潮開箱影片:

(中文版向下看 / scroll down for Chinese version):

In Taiwan, penises are referred to as “number 2/ second child” (Lao er) and the third wheel “biatch” is called “little 3” (xiao san).

So what if men have a “big 2”? My LELO Soraya 2 at home beats them all, and it’s a chic black one, too. I’m not sure if the saying “once you go black, you’ll never go back” is true or not, but I know once I go black, I don’t need men in my life anymore. 

中文版 / Chinese version):

男人老二有屁用?我家小三更「潮」!殘編最近來了一支小三,而且是黑色時尚上勾的「棒棒」。英文有句俗語說:「女人一但走「黑」就不會再走回頭路」(“once you go black, you’ll never go back”) (想學更多實用的英文,加殘編賴 ID: Tinkeebellezza ( “T”大寫,沒有@,要傳訊息給我才看得到哦!)
直接連結加賴:https://line.me/ti/p/Riv8JfyrwU

殘編隨不知道這句話是真是假,但能肯定的是,我走黑了,生命中就不用男人了!

Introducing LELO, a massager/ vibrator that knows you more than your man(men, if applicable) / 為您介紹LELO 按摩棒,情趣用品中的奢華商品,絕對比妳的男人(們)更懂妳的啦。

 

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator unboxing & review: "Ohhhh"-some Sex Toy Ever時尚高潮LELO 按摩棒情趣用品開箱試用文
LELO Soraya 2 vibrator packaging / LELO Soraya 2按摩棒情趣用品包裝盒

Introducing LELO Soraya 2, a massager/ vibrator that knows you more than your man(men, if applicable)

Biologically, women are different from men. Sadly for us, we are harder to “please.” I’ve heard many female friends telling me they have never experienced orgasms in their life. If you happen to be one of those women, you’re in luck, my friend. It’s not that you’re” incapable” of having an orgasm, it’s just you don’t know your body well enough to have one.

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從生物學來說,女人與男人不同。 可悲的是,我們女人比男人更難“取悅”。 殘編雖然沒什麼朋友,但認識的週遭女性都告訴我她們一生中沒有經歷過性高潮。 如果您不幸的也是其中之一,那殘編跟您報喜,您並不是“性冷感”,而是您不夠了解自己的身體而已。

  • Good news for you, LELO, the world’s most exclusive and luxurious

rabbit vibrator is designed with precision to enhance both clitoral stimulation and G-spot sensations. You can dump all your clumsy “fudge buddy” and start “DIY.” Be like Destiny’s Child and be one of them “Independent Women.” Enjoy a little “me-time.”

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殘編為全球女性報個喜並推薦LELO按摩棒LELO是世全球最時尚奢華的情趣用品店,其用心的設計可精準的增強陰蒂和G點高潮刺激。 再這女人當自強的時代,甩掉所有沒用又浪費時間的“軟炮友”吧!學學美國歌后碧昂絲 ,當個“獨立自主的女性”。學者如何DIY跟自己相處並享受屬於自己的時光。

  • LELO Soraya 2 rabbit vibrator – Dual the Stimulator, Dual the “Oh”rgasm / LELO Soraya 按摩棒第二代升級版 – 刺激點加一倍,高潮也多一倍

LELO Soraya 2 is an upgrade from the already “Oh”-some Soraya 1. Soraya 2 has an extended tip that is both wider and thicker to get the most out of those moan factors. With 12 vibration settings, you won’t ever miss the spot, “Ohhhh”-some!

(中文版 / Chinese version):

情趣品牌LELO最新的Soraya 2按摩棒Soraya 1代的升級版,Soraya 2更新版的陰蒂刺激尖端更寬、更粗,讓「呻吟因素」範圍也更廣;加上12種振動設置,絕對不會錯過你的G點,讓您用了絕對「哦!頌!」(台語;英文 ” awesome” (「超讚」意思的諧音)

LELO Soraya 2 – The design / LELO Soraya 2 設計外觀:

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator design / LELO Soraya 2 情趣按摩棒設計外觀
LELO Soraya 2 vibrator design /
LELO Soraya 2 情趣按摩棒設計外觀

With this sleek curve and chic colour, never get embarrassed again when you invite friends over, you can even put it in your display cupboard and tell them it’s a new piece purchased from Beverly Hills! Like so:

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator in my display cupboard / LELO 按摩棒擺在殘編展示櫥窗中

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瞧這光滑時尚的曲線和經典色彩,就算邀朋友來家,也不用收起來,大方擺在玻璃展示櫃也可高傲的說是去加州比佛利山 Beverly Hills)所購入的最新收藏藝術品,絕不會起疑也不會尷尬,像這樣:

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator in my display cupboard / LELO 按摩棒擺在殘編展示櫥窗中

Here are Just some tips about women’s bodies FYI /女性生理小知識殘編這裡老實教:

  1.   Rough sex gives us UTI / 粗暴的性行為會導致我們感染發炎:

With a silicone surface, LELO‘s external stimulator is flexible and vibrates gently against the clitoris. No more antibiotics; we all know that’s bad for us. I don’t see you trying to have a “pee-nuts” infection!

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LELO 樹脂材質的外部刺激器柔軟靈活,可以在陰蒂上溫柔振動;再也不用先甘後苦;咱都知道長期使用抗生素不好;你有種老二發炎給我看啊!

2.    Not all of us need an hour- long foreplay to “get into the mood” / 並非所有女性都需要一個小時的前戲才能“進入狀態”

As I mentioned before, science shows that women are biologically built differently from men, unlike you heartless beasts, we are sensual and emotional, crazy is just a given. However, a lot of men misunderstand it as we need looooong foreplays. But for women as impatient as me, I don’t have time to wait until you finish whatever you are trying to do down there, because by the time you’re done, I’m all dried up again. With just 20 minutes of charging time, LELO cuts the bullshit and gets down to business right away. Not to mention, it lasts longer than men, too. Im talking about twice the orgasm; so keep a spare super-sized towel handy.

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殘編雖然之前提過科學證實女性在生理學上與無情禽獸般的男性不同,咱是感性有感情的,因此神經病(質)也不過是自然現象。 但是也因此說法讓許多男人對「前戲」有了誤解。 如果遇到像殘編這種超沒耐性又怕囉嗦的女人,就算我身在美加都沒那「美國時間」等,等到你下面處理完我都乾枯龜裂了,誰還想跟你重蹈覆轍!?LELO使用USB充電,不只方便、充滿電只需20分鐘,卻比沒用的「二哥」們持久,少掉廢話,直接來。我說的持久是兩倍高潮的持久;所以殘編在此貼心提醒使用時記得隨身攜帶備用的超大毛巾。

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator user manual ft. multiple languages / LELO 情趣按摩棒多種語言說明書

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator user manual ft. multiple languages / LELO 情趣按摩棒多種語言說明書
LELO Soraya 2 vibrator user manual ft. multiple languages /
LELO 情趣按摩棒多種語言說明書

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator Contents in box / LELO 情趣按摩棒中內容物:

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator Contents in box /
LELO 情趣按摩棒中內容物

LELO Soraya 2 vibrator Contents in box: The box comes with a LELO Soraya 2 vibrator, a user manual in multiple languages, a pack of personal moisturizer, a register / warranty card , usb charging chord and a drawstring bag.

LELO 情趣按摩棒盒中內容物有:LELO Soraya 2按摩棒一隻、潤回劑一包、黑色束口袋一個、USB充電線、多種語言的說明書和一張註冊(保證)卡:

 

LELO Soraya 2 Vibrator Price & Colours / LELO Soraya 2情趣按摩棒價格&顏色:

The Soraya 2 comes in three chic colours: Deep Rose, Classic Black, and the brand new Playful Aqua.

The RRP is $219, but come on, how much money have you wasted on “disposable” sex toys? You get what you pay for!

(中文版 / Chinese version):

Soraya 第2代零售價雖為219美元;但說真的,妳跟殘編一樣在沒用的「拋棄式」情趣玩具花了多少冤枉錢?LELO Soraya 2 情趣按摩棒共出三種時尚色,:深玫瑰色,經典黑和全新的俏皮水藍色;每一種都超「潮」!

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