中風殘編抖音迷因挑戰人體做不到的動作 / Stroke-Survivor Tiktok Meme Body hack challenges

( 中文版向下看/ scroll down for Chinese version)
Death hasn’t started chasing me before I was 22. Even when I was jumping off the 2nd floor and doing stupid teenage games, I never broke a bone. I still remember how fascinated I was when I broke my first bone and figured that it could grow back and heal. The way human bodies work just blew me away. I recently found a few interesting body tricks and hacks on TikTok that really intrigued me. So, I decided to try for myself.
Below are also some bonus dumb TikTok videos I’ve been making for your entertainment.

中文版 / Chinese version:
死神在我22歲之前還沒煞到殘編。當時小屁孩的我就算從二樓跳下來並或作一堆年少瘋狂的蠢事，仍可安然無恙。我仍記得當我人生斷第一根骨頭並學到原來我們的的骨頭可以長回並復原時有多驚艷。我覺得人體太奧妙了！殘編最近在抖音上看到讓我覺得太神奇因此不得不挑戰的人體迷因，
往下看是再附上殘編當小丑的抖音短片娛樂大家（怎麼寫到這裡心裡酸酸的？）

Disclaimer / 免責聲明:
Do not try this at home if you have a special condition. I am a stroke survivor, so I had a medical professional standing beside me in case I fall. I also had a yoga matt laid on the floor for safety.

中文版 / Chinese version:
身體有特殊情況者請勿模仿。殘編是位中風病人，當時不但地上鋪了瑜伽墊，也有專業的醫療人員在一旁看著，以免摔倒。

Challenge #1 / 挑戰#1：

To take precautions, I scrolled through the reaction and results of other challengers to see if they are too dangerous for a stroke-survivor. Most of the challengers fell for the first challenge, so I decided to use my unaffected side (right side) first. In the video, it looks like I’m having trouble standing up but it’s just because as a stroke survivor I’m slow by default. I didn’t really feel much difference when I got up. When I tried with my affected side however, it did feel a bit stuck at the back of my knee as I was trying to get up, but yay! I still made it! May I get a round of applause? Thank you!

中文版 / Chinese version:
為了安全起見，殘編在挑戰前先看過其他挑戰者的反應和影片結果，因為怕對行動不便的我來說會太危險。大多數挑戰者在第一個挑戰都跌倒，因此我決定先用我好腳（右側）挑戰。影片中殘編雖然站起來時看起來有困難，但那純粹只是因為我本來就是殘障，行動本來就慢，感覺上其實並沒有跟平常困難。但是，當我試著用患側（左腳）挑戰時，起來時膝蓋後方還真的感覺有點卡住，但我還是做到了！可以給我來點掌聲嗎？謝謝！

Challenge #2 / 挑戰#2:

I wasn’t able to complete the second challenge but with disabilities, I’m not the best candidate to speak for all. Supposedly only girls can do it. Men can’t. And if you watch the video to the end, all men failed this challenge. However, I don’t have any “pee-nuts” at home to complete the challenge with me so I’m dying to know. If you are a man, please do let me know if you can or cannot make it in the comments below or our Youtube video, thanks!

中文版 / Chinese version:
據說第二項挑戰只有女孩兒做得到，男生一律做不到，影片看到最後似乎也是如此，殘編酸然是女的但在挑戰第二個動作卻也失敗。但由於殘障，我可能是特殊案例，我雖然很想親眼目睹男生到底是不是真的都做不到，但家裡男生從缺，因此如果您是男人，請在以下或ＹＴ影片留言告訴我們您是否可以做到。不然殘編會吃不好睡不好啦！

Bonus: My recent dumb TikTok Videos / 殘編小丑加碼，耍白痴抖音影片

（TikTok:@fashionecstasy / 抖音帳號：@fashionecstasy）

@fashionecstasyWait for the end…😭🤣🤣🤣##迷因達人招募 ##tiktok迷因達人招募 ##bestfriendchalllenge ##nofriends ##時尚高潮 ##tiktoktaiwan ##殘編 ##抖音台灣 ##youtuber ##fyp ##disabilitycheck♬ original sound – violetsummersby

@fashionecstasy##迷因達人招募 ##tiktok迷因達人招募 ##tiktoktaiwan ##時尚高潮 ##抖音台灣 ##fashionecstasy ##殘編 ##funnyvideos ##youtuber ##bilingual ##cultureshock ##learningchinese ##taiwanese♬ original sound – FashionEcstasy

@fashionecstasy##迷因達人招募 ##tiktok迷因達人招募 ##tiktoktaiwan ##myexistance ##disabilitycheck ##時尚高潮 ##殘編 ##抖音台灣 ##youtuber #♬ original sound – FashionEcstasy