小美人魚 「Part of Your World」殘編冠狀病毒KUSO版歌詞 /  “Part of Your World – COVID-19 Funny #StayHome version” Lyrics by Tanya Hsu:

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既然新型冠狀病毒防疫期間殘編不鼓勵大家出門，殘編只好在家當小丑來娛樂大家。今天作詞作出了殘編在迪士尼的小美人魚卡通中最觸動我心的主題曲「Part of Your World 」的防疫ＫＵＳＯ版。並貼出歌詞。這首歌之所以處ㄉ這首歌之所以觸動我心靈深處殘編在這篇文章有提過：
https://fashionecstasy.com/a-loft-taipei-beitou-accessibile-luxury-afternoon-tea-set/
我不是歌手，也不練唱歌，給大家見笑。時尚高潮讀者們開心，我的任務就達成了，在進行社交距離的防疫低潮時期，大家都需要一點「笑料」不是嗎？。
在這還是要提醒各位粉絲幫我們訂閱ＹＴ頻道：
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影片記得看到底才好笑喔！字幕殘編花了很多心思單手一個字一個字的打出來，中英文都有，記得開啟觀看得到最佳「笑」果喔！

English version / 英文版:
題. The reason for this song being one of my favourites is because as a stroke-survivor with disabilities, I can relate and the lyrics get me every time I listen to it. But I guess now we all can relate, welcome to my world!
I’m not a singer, and I don’t have enough friends to practice my singing skills at karaoke lounges, so you can laugh all you want, but please don’t judge. It takes me a lot of courage to post this. However, as long as it put a smile on our readers’ face, my job here is done.
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Remember to watch until the end of the video for your best experience. I’ve also spent a lot of time and effort to type out the subtitles with a single hand. Subtitles are available in both English and Chinese, so remember to turn them on for the best laughter remedy results! We all need a little during this depression time.

在被笑前，殘編還是要把原版版權資料ＰＯ出，雖然我五音不全，應該不至於侵權，但相同身為創作者，這個步驟不能漏

English version / 英文版:

Although my singing is at a tone-deaf level, we creators all know it’s crucial to give credits to the original creators:
Original version:
Part of Your World (From “The Little Mermaid” / Soundtrack Version)
Artist
Jodi Benson
Writers:
Alan Menken, Howard Ashman
Licensed to YouTube by
UMG (on behalf of Walt Disney Records); BMI – Broadcast Music Inc., LatinAutor – UMPG, Walt Disney Music Company (Publishing), UMPI, UNIAO BRASILEIRA DE EDITORAS DE MUSICA – UBEM, ASCAP, LatinAutor, AMRA, and 16 Music Rights Societies

小美人魚 「Part of Your World」冠狀病毒版殘編改詞 “Part of Your World – COVID-19 #StayHome version”

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Lyrics (re-write): Tanya Hsu (殘編）

小美人魚 「Part of Your World」殘編冠狀病毒KUSO版歌詞 /  “Part of Your World – COVID-19 #StayHome version” Lyrics:

Lyrics (re-write): Tanya Hsu (殘編）

殘編妳還好嗎？

我最近都在跟娃娃講話誒

還在幻想

我好像快瘋了

我不懂為什麼外面大自然這麼美麗

還是要每天關在家

看我的收藏

是否很棒？

您是否的我過的很爽？

你是否覺得我是

是個富家女？

看這豬圈

有點厭倦

一個小房子卻擁有一切？

繞一圈你會發現

這我全世界

我有廢物和古董從各國

我有閃亮的名牌包包

（你要收藏品嗎？

我有一堆）

但Who cares？

很跩嗎？

關在家

我想出門跟人類互動

我想看人為口罩打架

看超市衛生紙被搶光

殘障本來就走不遠

至少走得到對面公園

現在連座電梯下樓都怕

每天在家

好無聊啊

每天跟媽媽只會吵架

什麼時候

冠狀病毒

才會結束

要怎麼才在家不會完全瘋掉

看時尚高潮殘編ＰＯ文就知道

等這結束

我不再哭

但我已習慣了被束縛

原來在家

馬ㄟ 賽活（台語）

在追劇吧

在家裡不怕詐騙集團

在家裡不怕被跟蹤狂煩

在說台灣不過是個未爆彈

等這結束

我繼續哭

因為早忘了怎麼說話

冠狀病毒

算你狠毒

把我關住

English version / 英文版:

Tanya, are you okay?
I have been talking to my dolls lately
and hallucinating
I think I’m going crazy
I don’t understand why the world is so beautiful
yet we’re all locked at home
check out my collection
Isn’t it sweet?
Do you think I’m living a great life?
Do you think I am
Is it a rich girl?
Look at this sty
so sick of it
A little condo can fit everything?
Take a tour, and you will find out
This my world now
I have junk and antiques from across the globe (all on garage sale btw)
I have flashy designer bags
You want to collectibles? I have a bunch (also on garage sale)
But Who cares?
Do they make me swag?
They’re all on lockdown
I want to go out and interact with human beings
I want to watch people fight for masks
Fighting for toilet paper at grocery stores

I can’t walk far with disability
But I can at least make it to the park across the street
Now even taking the elevator downstairs freaks me out
home every day
I’m so bored
fighting with my mom every single day
When will
Coronavirus
end?
How to stay sane at home?
Just check out my posts on Fashion Ecstasy then you’ll know
When this ends
and I’m no longer crying
But I’m used to #StayHome already
apparently staying at home
I can still survive (Taiwanese)
continue with the Netflixing
At home, I’m not afraid of scams
At home, I’m safe from stalkers
and just saying, Taiwan is only a ticking bomb
When this ends
I’ll continue to cry
Because I’ve long forgotten how to speak
COVID-19
your viciousness
locks me at home.