LELO’s MIA™ 2 Lipstick vibrator Unboxing, Demo & Review! 一支要價近$3000美元的口紅按摩棒開箱使用心得

(中文版向下看/ scroll down for Chinese version)
LELO’s MIA™ 2 Lipstick vibrator had me scream Mama Mia!
Is LELO’s Lipstick vibrator worth it? Watch our Youtube video 1stLEL!O的 MIA™ 2口紅按摩棒搞到殘編叫的不要不要的

一支要價近$3000美元的按摩棒到底好不好用?殘編示範給你看!先看時尚高潮開箱影片:

The top luxury brand in the sex toy industry, LELO has a line of sex toys designed to “show and tell,” each model has a unique shape that saves you from embarrassment when you invite your friends over. We’ve introduced you to the sleek LELO Soraya 2 Vibrator and the oh-so-adorable LELO Sona 2. This time, LELO’s MIA 2 Lipstick massager takes the pleasure to the office, just what I need!

中文版 / Chinese version:
LELO是情趣用品業界中的高級奢侈品牌,他們一列性玩具的獨特造型設計是用來展示炫富用的,親朋好友來作客時,再也不用收。上次殘編跟粉絲介紹過時尚的LELO Soraya 2跟超萌可愛的LELO Sona2。這一次,LELO滿足我的辦公室慾望!

Women Get “Blue Balls” Too / 女人慾火焚身時。。。

We all have different sexual fetishes; it could be a visual, a sound, a scent, or that sexy colleague’s body who you have a crush on. When women are turned on, we aren’t necessarily less horny than men, especially those at office overloaded with work stress. Sometimes when we’re aroused, we just fancy a quickie to get them “blue balls” out.

中文版 / Chinese version:
我們都有不同的性癖好; 它可能是視覺上的刺激、一種聲音、氣味,或者是你暗戀已久的性感同事的青春肉體。 當女人被搞到興奮時,並不一定比男人能頂得住,尤其是在工作壓力大的辦公室內。 有時候我們興奮起來時,我們也只想來一場速戰將「藍睪丸」解決。(英文「藍睪丸」(blue balls)用來形容男人精蟲衝腦、以憋到睪丸都變藍色了還無法得到釋放。

USB Fast Charging /USB快充:

LELO’s MIA™ 2 massager is shaped like a chic lipstick and is USB-rechargeable. The design makes total sense for you to take out from your purse and plug it right into your USB even at work. MIA ™ 2 promises you 100% discretion!

中文版 / Chinese version:
LELO的MIA™2按摩棒的形狀像別緻的口紅,並可以用USB充電。它的設計時尚到即使在辦公室工作時,也可以大方從包包中取出插入電腦USB槽充電,給妳100%的私密。

How to Use LELO’s MIA™ 2 Lipstick massager / LELO’s MIA™ 2 口紅按摩棒使用方法示範:

2-button design, Over 6 Pleasure Settings / 僅兩顆按鈕,帶給妳6種以上的震動招式:

MIA™ 2 Lipstick vibrator’s smart design is mind-blowing. The sculpted tip is explicitly molded to target the clitoris for fast, intense orgasms. The twist-off cap covers the USB charger, then merely 2 buttons will rock your world. A single press on the (+) button turns the device on and increases vibration intensity. Press and hold the (+) button to change modes. If you go too fast and change your mind, a single press on the (-) button takes you back to continuous vibration mode and reduces intensity. To turn off the device, hold the (-) button until it’s switched off.

中文版 / Chinese version:
MIA™2口紅自慰棒的精明設計令人讚嘆。 尖頭的形狀針對陰蒂,讓女性可以快速進達到性高潮。 旋蓋蓋住USB充電頭後,就只有2個按鈕,卻能震撼您的世界。 按一下(+)按鈕即可開機並增加震動強度。 長按(+)按鈕更改模式。 如果您一下按太快後悔,只需按一下(-)按鈕,即可回到連續震動模式並降低強度。 要關閉設備請按住(-)按鈕,直到按摩棒關機為止。

Waterproof / 防水功能:

 LELO MIA Lipstick vibrator review & demo / LELO 奢華情趣口紅按摩棒開箱評價
LELO MIA 2 waterproof Lipstick vibrator review & demo / LELO 奢華情趣防水口紅按摩棒開箱評價

Once the cap is on and secured tight, the vibrator becomes 100% waterproof, so add some fun to your bubble bath!

中文版 / Chinese version:
蓋上蓋子並擰緊後,按摩棒即可100%防水,因此,妹妹們可以幫泡泡浴增添樂趣!

LELO’s MIA™ 2 Lipstick: Charging / MIA™2口紅按摩棒充電:

Like its design, Charging for LELO MIA™ 2 Lipstick vibrator is no bs, too. Fully charging the massager takes less than an hour and lasts up to 1.5 hours; I guess this “quickie” doesn’t have to be that quick, after all.

中文版 / Chinese version:
像其設計一樣,LELO MIA 2口紅按摩棒的充電也不是開玩笑的。 按摩器充滿電只需不到一個小時,卻可持續使用長達1.5個小時。 我想,這場「速戰速決」不必那麼快。

Hush-Hush, I Won’t Tell If You Don’t / 噓~不能告訴別人喔!

 LELO MIA 2 quiet Lipstick vibrator review & demo / LELO 奢華情趣靜音口紅按摩棒開箱評價
LELO MIA 2 quiet Lipstick vibrator review & demo / LELO 奢華情趣靜音口紅按摩棒開箱評價

Can you keep a secret? One of the most awkward situations, if you have roommates, is when you’re so excited to try that new toy you just purchased, you wait until midnight, until all of them falls asleep. Once you make sure they’re all sound asleep, you desperately take out that vibrator, sneak into your bed, get all excited for a little “me-time.” Yet, when you press that “on” button, the loud buzzing sound wakes everyone up and leave them in a panic, thinking earthquake just hit. True story.
LELO’s MIA™ 2’s vibrations are whisper-quiet. You can always keep your “dirty” little secret to yourself.

中文版 / Chinese version:
你能保守秘密嗎? 如果您與室友居住,那麼最尷尬的情況之一就是當您興奮地想立馬嘗試剛購買的新玩具時,卻要等到半夜大家都入睡後。 妳確認大家都睡著後,飢渴的把按摩棒拿出來,偷偷溜上床,「性」奮的的準備享受這ㄧ點給自己的時間。 但是當您按下「開機」 按鈕時,超大的嗡嗡震動聲將所有人驚醒,並讓他們陷入恐慌狀態,還以為是地震( 真實的故事)。
LELO的MIA™2的按摩棒震動式靜音的。 您可以將自己污穢的小秘密留給自己。

Luxury Goods are an Investment, Here’s What you get from LELO / 奢華品牌是種投資,買LELO,客人得到的保障:

LELO MIA Lipstick massager warranty card/ LELO 奢華情趣口紅按摩棒保證卡
LELO MIA Lipstick massager warranty card/ LELO 奢華情趣口紅按摩棒保證卡

I value buying luxury goods as an investment, not excessive. LELO’s investment means a 1-Year Warranty & 10 Year Guarantee. This means a free product replacement if customers experience issues within 1-year of purchase. 10 Year Guarantee means a 50% discount on www.lelo.com if your product becomes faulty within 10-years.

中文版 / Chinese version:
殘編認為購買奢侈品是一種投資,而不是浪費。 LELO的投資意味1年保修和10年保證。 如果客戶在購買商品後的1年內遇到瑕疵ㄨ摁題,即可免費更換產品。 如果購買的產品在10年內出現故障,即可享受在LELO官網www.lelo.com折50%的折扣。

Oh! Mia, Mamma Mia!
喔!MIA!搞到殘編叫媽媽咪呀!

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